“One last day, and then tomorrow I will be healthy”
“Monday, I will start eating better”
“I will start tomorrow”
“Since I am starting tomorrow, I will eat a huge dinner tonight”
“I will eat whatever I want today, and then start next week”
“I will pig out today and just make it a cheat day”
“Well, I didn’t do well today, so I better try again next week”
Seriously… I need to get it together.